Welcome to the ~glam life of an 8 year-old
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.