Megan, Orlando

Welcome to the ~glam life of an 8 year-old


i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 


girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me. 

"You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one."  - Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)

mulan and jasmine

mulan and jasmine


you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.