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Megan, Orlando

Welcome to the ~glam life of an 8 year-old

In the South Land, there’s a city
Way down on the river
Where the women are very pretty,
And all the men deliver







Sha-la-la-la-la-la my oh my




dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 
















198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us




I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me. 




"You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one."  - Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)